1044 Cole Avenue
The World-Famous Official Excuse List
• We didn’t know 10 a.m. was the return time!
• It’s on the other truck.
• The GRIPS have it.
• We got it this way. (OF Course).
• We got a flat tire. (The Original Excuse).
• I don’t know nothing - I’m just the P.A..
• That’s Props - we’re Art Department.
• They don’t pay me enough to think.
• I don’t know who I work for - they just said go to Castex.
• I’m late because I fell asleep in front of Otto Nemenz.
• My mother is the Producer - I don’t know anything.
• Sorry I’m late - I went to your old address.
• THEY said it would fit in my “HYUNDAI”! (Not).
• I’m working at my Rate Of Speed.
• I got stuck in traffic on the 405 freeway!
• Bill them - it’s not MY money!
• I’m not really a P.A.- I’m a 2nd A.D.. (Oh Sure).
• What do you expect from me- I’m just a college student.
• Andy said I could charge it on his account.